Post by ebenezer on Dec 19, 2019 17:18:24 GMT -6
Forget the chia pets and the Darth Vader clap-on/clap-off.
This Christmas I want one of the limited edition 2019 cuckoo clocks. On the hour, Nancy Pelosi pops out and says, "I pray for Trump. Amen", on the quarter hour Bernie Sanders pops out and says. "Stalin was right", On the half hour Adam Schiff pops out with his owl eyes and extended neck and chirps "Impeach, Impeach" and on the quarter till Joe Biden pops out and says "Where am I?".
Sorry to say that Chump Todd, Lester Can't-get-a-Holt or other great cuckoos cannot have an hour to pop out and sing. It would be great if Elizabeth Warren had her turn to jump out of the tepee flap and say, "How, Paleface". But there are just so many hours and times for bells to ring and birds to sing. Maybe the remainder will be for chia pet models for 2020. Let's only hope so.
This Christmas I want one of the limited edition 2019 cuckoo clocks. On the hour, Nancy Pelosi pops out and says, "I pray for Trump. Amen", on the quarter hour Bernie Sanders pops out and says. "Stalin was right", On the half hour Adam Schiff pops out with his owl eyes and extended neck and chirps "Impeach, Impeach" and on the quarter till Joe Biden pops out and says "Where am I?".
Sorry to say that Chump Todd, Lester Can't-get-a-Holt or other great cuckoos cannot have an hour to pop out and sing. It would be great if Elizabeth Warren had her turn to jump out of the tepee flap and say, "How, Paleface". But there are just so many hours and times for bells to ring and birds to sing. Maybe the remainder will be for chia pet models for 2020. Let's only hope so.
