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Sayings
Aug 13, 2020 10:34:37 GMT -6
Post by chuckie on Aug 13, 2020 10:34:37 GMT -6
My husband comes up with more sayings. I told him that I had measured Joe (yearling colt) to see how tall he would grow and it shows he will be over 16 hands tall, well over my head.
He said, "Joe was going to be so tall that if I fell off of him that a bird would have time to build a nest in my a$$ hole before I hit the ground. "
I got pretty choked up over that one.
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Post by angusrancher on Aug 13, 2020 19:33:44 GMT -6
Barn Swallows are just about that determined.
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Post by M-5 on Aug 16, 2020 5:55:04 GMT -6
My favorite new saying, when asked if I trust something. " I trust a Chinese hooker with an itchy crotch and runny nose more than I trust ......." or " I trust drinks with bill Cosby and Casey Anthony babysitting more than I trust ......"
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Post by 3LT Farms on Aug 16, 2020 11:33:14 GMT -6
Looks like you tried to sew up a bulls a$$ with a logging chain.
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Post by dave on Aug 19, 2020 12:47:55 GMT -6
Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.
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Sayings
Aug 27, 2020 14:07:48 GMT -6
Post by okie on Aug 27, 2020 14:07:48 GMT -6
One of mine that I told someone this morning: The very best of men and the very worst of men all sit next to each other on Sunday morning.
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